Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m Nagul and I’m here to bring you the latest blog entry for the RPA Tumblr page.
Now when the illustrious LadieLuck asked me to do this, my first reaction was, “What’s a blog?” After an extensive three week course by LL, not to mention an exhausting search of Wikipedia, I finally know what a blog is. And I have to admit, when I hear it was for Tumblr, I was really excited. It wasn’t that I knew what Tumblr was, but I did take it a little literally. In a flash, I donned my yellow thong and immediately started taking pictures of me tumbling. And I was really excited you know. After all, the dancing was getting a little old and I was in the mood to broaden my horizons.
So once I got my pics together, and wrote some suitable captions for them, I sent it to LL who’s immediate reaction was one of shock. I think she may have vomited too, but I’m sure it was just something she ate. After that, she explained to me that Tumblr was just the name of the blog site and had nothing to do with gymnastics; unless of course someone is writing a blog about said subject. She also explained that it nothing to with a clothes dryer either, which I thank god for as that would have been a tight fit.
So apparently, I’m supposed to write about RPA, and how great it is(and it is great.) And how wonderful and awesome the members are(which they are.) I’m also supposed to talk about amazing stuff on the site, like our new Post of the Week feature or even Persistent Worlds(which are amazing,) But I decided, instead, I thought you might like to get to know your staff a little bit. So here are facts you may not have known about the RPA Staff; which may or may not be true.
Anne Bonny(Admin):Recently converted to being a vegetarian but switched back when she found out there were no recipes which included Newbie.
Mysteria(Admin):Has found the best thing to mix rum with is rum.
Merry Gentry(Admin): Lifelong ambition is to visit the Bata Shoe Museum in Toronto Ontario, Canada
Nazgul(Admin): Was recently fired form his position at RPA. It happened right before Anne read this line.
LadieLuck(Global Mod) Once played a 72 hour marathon of Final Fantasy 8 while dressed as Fran.
Shpherd(Global Mod): Recently became employed as a door to door toothbrush salesman
Bia(Downtown Mod): Once held her breath for 14 minutes in protest of Bill S.978 untill she learned it had nothing to do with chocolate
TwistedMyth(RP Mod) Is henceforth to be known as Bob as this writer can’t keep up with the name changes
MuffinMan(RP Mod) Secretly longs to be wed to Kris
KillaKittyofDoom(Downtown Mod) Has been made the first astronaut for the upcoming attempt by Australia to send a man to the surface of the sun.
Mary Sue(Doontown Mod) Has no regrets about turning down Prince William as it keeps her free to pursue the man of her dreams, Justin Bieber.
Kris(RP Mod) Can’t wait for the end of her RP, Untill Kingdom Comes so she can make an RP about Hamsters trying to escape from Gehenna
awean8(C/G Mod) Recently gave up his guitar to take up the lute in order to get into fantasy roles more.
